Showing posts with label horror. Show all posts
Showing posts with label horror. Show all posts

High Tension (2003)

by D. Jacob Ryals

French Fried Peice of Shit!
This movie actually had me for most of it, until you get to the end. 
SPOILER
Don't care that I spoil this right away, because it came out in '03, so come on!  Secondly, I WANT you to watch it (if you decide to anyway) with this information, so maybe you can answer a question for me.  The blonde chick is the killer the whole time?  Huh?
.........sigh......
if this is true, WHERE THE FUCK DID THE CREEPY TRUCK COME FROM?!!!!!!!!
Don't give me this bullshit answer about how all the holes can be explained as being a psycological construct of her own psychosis, because that is HORSESHIT!!!!!!!   
She was obviously in the truck for real, and her bound friend reacted to her, because if she didn't then WHERE THE FUCK DID THE KNIFE COME FROM?!!
AND STOP MAKING THE MEEK CHARACTER THE KILLER!!!!!!
WE KNOW!!!!!!
THATS "Mind-blowing" EHHHH!!!!
But, on the positive note.
I actually enjoyed this movie, and I do believe the shots are great, and the pacing was thrilling, but once you get to the end, you hate it and it kills any enjoyment you had. 
I hate french people.

Chucky Series (1988 - 2004)


WARNING!!!! FOR HARDCORE 80'S HORROR FANS ONLY!!!!
I have been an avid movie watcher for my entire life, but there are some movies that have passed me by for some reason or another and this was one.  You can watch these movies and see an evolution of animatronics and FX in general.
Child's Play (1988)
As usuall the first movie is the one that handles the material the most serious.  I did read on imdb that the original script was meant to make you think the kid had committed the murders for longer and then reveal Chucky as the killer, and I hope they do this in the upcoming remake.  Also on imdb you can read the novel sized list of goofs and gafs in the movie, from continuity problems within the film to shots of equipment and movie crew.  It is also the hardest to watch because of just how dated it was. 
Child's Play 2 (1990) 
This one has the cooler Chucky death with the latex pouring on him and like the first one plays up the usuall horror monicker of the monster taking forever to die.  Not much better or worse than the first.  There isn't much to say here, I mean you could watch these right after one another and not miss a beat.
Child's Play 3 (1991) 
For some reason in this movie they chose to spead up time and instead of following Adam Barclay in real time we have fast forward 8 years or so since the last movie.  Animatronics are a little better here and the facial features a lot more defined and more evil.  The scene in the courtyard, where the general is carrying Chucky and Adam sees him.  When they lock eyes, its pretty creepy.  No fx and its one of the best shots in the movie.  If the new one can capture more shots like these this will be a good movie.  The military school setting is random, but different.  Chucky gets FUCKED UP at the end of this one. 
Bride of Chucky (1998) 
Now you're just milking it!  This is when the Chucky series starts to lose steam a bit and take itself a little less seriously.  Jennifer Tilly becomes the new supernaturally possessed doll.  In the earlier films you would have the one liners, but now the comedic influence lasts much longer and takes a less serious approach.  Chucky is full of marriage and woman jokes.  Jon Ritter is wasted in this movie.  You do get to see a little CGI wit the title of the movie.  This is a definite 90s staple.  The Marlyn Manson looking boyfriend who boasts of being a killer, but just does what he can to get in TIlly's pants, was funny.  I think there were a couple of times I laughed out loud, but not much, I mean come on!  Katherine Heigl is in this movie, I found that interesting.  Sorta like when you realize Renee Zellwinger and Mathew Maconahey were in a Texas Chainsaw sequel.  The gay character was actually a pretty well handled character.  Not the usuall token gay guy.  Wasn't flamboyent and garrish but a way to convey what ever inner monologue the two protagonists were thinking.  You wouldn't even know he was gay until he said it, but it wasn't the WAY he said anything.  The scene that was pretty cool in this one, is the scene at the very beginning in the evidence locker room with the references to the other franchises of the 80s. And the other memorable scene is the sex scene.
WARNING!!!! DOLL SEX!!!!!!!
Seed of Chucky (2004) 
Well, this one flew right past me.  I think I sort of remember seeing a trailer for this movie and immediatley dismissed it.  From just watching the last movie and the credits dripping with cum, you know exactly what you are in for from the beginning.  This movie moves even closer to the absurd.  Glen/Glenda is actually a fun character.  The jokes were alot more plentiful and actually funnier.  This out of the series is the one I might bring to a Halloween party or some such occasion.  It never takes itself seriously at all and with the best FX out of the entire series and acknowledging its own absurditiy it is actually the most watchable.  I like the playfulness they expressed between Jennifer Tilly and the doll she voiced.
WARNING!!!! DOLL MASTURBATION!!!!!

All in all, this is not the best franchise to come out of the decade of sequels, but if you are a horror nut or watched these movies when you were a kid, or if you owned a My Buddy doll, you can enjoy these movies.  I do have one question:  If his doll bodies were turning human and he kept dying then how could he come back from just rebuilding his body?

Candyman (1992)



Candyman, Candyman, Candyman, Candyman,.......I can't do it.
I am neither a fan of Clive Barker or John Carpenter.  I put them in the same vein of movie makers.  But, I will say, I liked this movie.  I thought it was well thought out and not just a story to justify some gorey freakfest of images.  The story had turns and never let on to where it was going to go.  It is dated of course, but you can't blame that on the movie.  It is actually based on a somewhat true story of a killer who would pop out of people's medicine cabinets in an apartment building in Chicago.  I liked this movie and suggest it for any Halloween movie fest.  I do think its funny that they have Sam Raimi's brother as a smoldering bad boy.

Alien Quadrilogy (1978-1997)




Variety is the Key!
The great thing about this franchise is it's ability to be almost 4 different movies.  The first 3 are directed by 3 different awesome directors and the fourth (the weaker) was partially written by Joss Whedon.  
Alien
This movie was directed by Ridley Scott who went on to direct movies like Legend, Black Hawk Down, American Gangster and Gladiator.  This movie is probably the best of the series.  I like the way the sci fi is handled in this movie, which is a sign of its times.  Most sci fi, in the beginning of cinematic history was very grandiose and would show off all of its tech and try to amaze you with its ships and ray guns, but this movie almost doesn't acknowledge that its on a ship, or atleast doesn't make a big deal about it.  I like its desire to also capture some sort of believablity by being such a dirty and grimy future.  There are no streamlined space suits, or bright lighting that blind you when shined on bright white sets.  It really tries for a worn in look.  This is a commonality that I see in a lot of sci fi movies of its day.  This is also usually part of a Ridley Scott vision.  You can be fantastical without being so damn bright.  I think the story is paced very well.  Between the performances and suspenceful moods set you really get drawn into what is happenning.  I think for a movie that is now over 30 yrs old, it still holds up well as well.  
Aliens
The second installment in the franchise is directed again by a strong and yet to be reckoned with James Cameron.  To think that I would have to tell you what he has directed would be to insult your intelligence.  This movie now takes on a whole different feel.  This movie is a perfect example of how different a movie can be, just by changing directors.  This is a definitive James Cameron film.  James, different from Ridley, loves showing off the sci fi tech and gadgets.  He also LOVES stretching out a franchises mythos.  In the first movie all we are given as insight into this world is a mining ship owned by a company that has no regard for human life.  In this movie, we are shown Earth and told of colonies of people who are trying to Terra-form other planets.  This is alot more expansion in scale from the first movie.  I really do think James LOVES the idea of interactive mech suits.  This is the introduction of the mech-suit fork lift.  This is also the normal time when in the second movie of a franchise we have to up the ante of villians.  We are now introduced to the Queen and about a thousand drones, upping the scale of the threat quite considerably.  That is why the movie is only titled "Aliens" and not simply "Alien 2".  With the army now of aliens in this movie we have to see what kind of firepower the humans can muster, and so we are introduced to the Space Marines.  Love the space marines and especially Bill Paxton's performance.  
"Game over man! Game over!!"
Aliens 3
We are introduced to the species in general in Alien.  Then, in Aliens we see what kind of damage an hive can do.  I like the choice that they go with in this installment, they scale back down.  I like the idea of going back down to one drone.  I think the one drone can do a whole lot more for a movie.  Just one of these motherfuckers are so badass that it is enough for the audience to keep up with.  This one is directed by yet another fine director David Fincher.  David Fincher is known for great movies like Fight Club, Se7en, and Zodiac.  This movie takes place on a prison facility and has such a rich story without having to wow you with tech and gadgets.  I like this.  Watching the movies in a row like I did, you feel like you do after experiencing a great mix tape.  The plot and resources used to tell a great story in this movie are so minimal that there isn't much to say about this movie, other than it is a great film, and I think underated because of its placement and counter parts within the series.
Alien Resurrestion
The return to the grand diouse.  This movie is almost a hybrid of the first and second films.  You have to stretching of the mythos a little bit and the over the top team of alien hunters with their over the top attitudes.  Though, I will admit, I am a sucker for Ron Pearlman and Wynona Ryder.  This movie is directed by Jean-Pierre Jeunet who later directed Amelie, which is a cult classic for foreign film buffs.  The big fanboy name attached to this film though is Joss Whedon, the main writer.  Why not?  Joss has always been known for his love affair with strong female leads and by this time Ripley is as respected in her badass-ness as Sarah Conner.  This time Ripley is a alien/human hybrid clone and her spunky sidekick is a synthetic (a staple of the franchise by now) played by Wynona Ryder.  Their interaction and the interaction with the mercenary group on the ship lead by Ron Pearlman is also entertaining.  Like I sorta alluded to in the beginning, this movie is a little more heavy on the action/horror/gore side than it is on story.  The Alien (only) goes out with a bang, for now.  Its a fun movie to pop in and watch.

All in all, this is not a franchise I am crazy about, but it is one that is worth a watch for any sci fi lover.